On a "lighter" note

Helpful Holiday Diet Tips

1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out

3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!

4. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards

5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count

6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage

7. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount